🎧💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR EARS, FOLKS! 🎧💥 I did the unthinkable and compared the headphone royalty: Apple, Sony, Bose, and Sonos. Spoiler alert: the AirPods Max may or may not *literally* be the Thanos of over-ear headphones. 💪🤖💁‍♂️ Let's break it down! 👀 Apple came in like Drake pointing: "LOOK AT ME!" But then you realize they charge you more than your rent. 😱💸 AirPods Max are like the “what if I bought a yacht instead of groceries?” moment we all have at 3 AM. 🚤🍕💔 Meanwhile, Sony's headphones are basically the coolest kids in class. They bring *that* energy, but good luck finding a pair that isn’t sold out. 📈📉 Stonks? More like No-Stonks! Then there’s Bose, whispering sweet nothings about noise cancellation, but bro, when people start talking about the *best* subwoofers, they go full-on “THIS IS FINE” meme. 🔥💀 In 2025? Let’s be real—our brains will be tweeting about these on Neuralink while trying to escape the reality of overpriced sound! 🚀💥 🌟🔥 Hot take: the real winner here is whoever figures out how to make headphones that double as a time machine. No cap, that’s the future! 💳🤯 Get ready, because this headphone war is just getting started! 🎤💣