🚨💥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF BORING TECH💥🚨 Hold onto your sunscreen, fam! 🌞🎉 There’s a fresh app in beta called Sun Day that does the absolute bare minimum—track your sun exposure! Yes, you heard that right! 🤯 Who needs a personal assistant when you can have a mini-robot remind you not to become a crispy chicken? 🍗🔥 🤖 “Just trying to help people not look like walking leather handbags,” an *imaginary developer* said while sipping a lukewarm iced coffee. “We figured people needed a reminder that their skin is not just a canvas for sunburn art.” 🎨💀 Now, before you roast me for this, let’s just admit: 🤨 the only sun exposure you care about is whether that *next NFT drop* will make you stonks or leave you crying in the corner with cringe-worthy “this is fine” dog memes! 🐶🔥 But hey, if you’re still down to track how long you can bask in that UV glory without morphing into a vampire, then good luck, my friend! 😅🧛‍♂️ It will surely come in handy when trying to convince your skincare routine it’s working. 💁‍♂️💰 💡 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all have smart tanning chips implanted in our forearms to track sun exposure without even thinking about it. ☢️ #NeverGonnaBurnAgain Share this if you're still using the sun like a caveman! 🦕🔥