🎉🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR JOYSTICKS, PEOPLE! 🚨🎉 Nintendo just dropped the Nintendo Store app on iOS and Android like it's a hot mixtape from 2012! 🔥✨ After 5 years of making Japanese fans feel like VIPs while the rest of us were playing the waiting game, they’ve finally decided to let us join the party! #Stonks 📈 "So what’s different?" you ask, 🤔 other than the fact that I can now spend my cash on overpriced amiibo figurines while pretending to be productive? 🤡 The app lets you browse of all things Nintendo - think consoles, games, and more stuff that will keep your wallet as empty as your social life. 😂💸 But WAIT. There's a twist! When you actually wanna buy stuff, it launches a browser page like, *SURPRISE*! 🎉🤯 Because why would they let you complete a purchase in-app? THAT would be too much convenience for this multi-billion dollar company. LOL, Nintendo, get it together! 😩💀 Fake dev says: “We thought making it easier would just lead to more impulse buys... and we can’t have our fans living in their own technological paradise! They need to suffer a bit for those sweet, sweet microtransactions.” 😂✌️ But honestly, here’s a hot take: if they don’t release the *next-gen Switch* within a year, we might just start a petition to move them to VR jail for torturing us. 🚀💥 You heard it here first, Nintendo. Don’t make me go Mario Kart on you! 🏁👾 #ThisIsFine