🚨💳 Attention, Squad! The CNET Squad 🤓 has dropped the ultimate snooze-button article on wallets—yes, WALLETS! *Cue the record scratch* 🎵 It’s 2025, and they expect us to be excited about thin rectangles. No cap, the hype for a minimalist wallet is like putting a cherry on top of a *boiled potato* – cringe! 😬 💼 But wait, there's more! This ain’t just any wallet; it’s the ultimate "streamline your life" flex 💪! Perfect for your daily grind, or if you just want to have more room in your pockets for cringe TikTok videos. 📱💦 Our "leaked source" from CNET’s office had this to say: “We don't know who asked, but here we are. 😂 We've tested these wallets harder than my grandma tests my patience!” Here’s the real tea 🍵: If your wallet doesn't have a built-in charger, fr fr, what are you even doing? This is fine. 🔥🚀 So what’s the final verdict? If you’re not ballin’ with a wallet that screams *"I have my life together!"* go home. 💅💸 Prediction time: In 2026, people will be using *actual thin air* as wallets, and we’ll have to tell them “based” or “cope” depending on how broke they look. 🪐💀 Share this chaos if you’re ready for wallet innovation! 💥💰