🚨👓 Yo, tech fam! Buckle up because we've got the Meta Ray-Ban Display smart glasses ready to rain on your wallet at a cool $800! 💸🔥 That's right, they’re so fancy they need a personal red carpet rollout at select Verizon stores! 💁‍♂️📍 But hold up! Who needs a demo before dropping a mortgage payment on shades? 🙄 It's like asking if you want a side of cringe with your overpriced tech. Like, fr fr, if I wanted to try something before I bought it, I'd go to a buffet, not a Verizon! 😫🤦‍♂️ Just picture this: *leaked developer chat* 🤫👇 🧑‍💻 Developer A: "Dude, they’ll wear the glasses while we pry their wallets open. 🤡💀💰" 🧑‍💻 Developer B: "Genius! They’ll be too busy looking cool to realize they're broke! 🙌🚀" Meanwhile, the Internet is like “This is fine” as they watch Meta just slap on a price tag and call it innovation. 🥴💔 But here's the hot take – in three months, these bad boys are gonna end up as the most sought-after tech garb at thrift shops. 🛒🕶️ You heard it here first, CHADs. Prepare for your next "glasses" collection to collapse faster than stonks on a bad news day! 📉💥 Get ready, it’s about to get chaotic! 😂🔥 #MetaMemeMadness