"Just dropped: Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses! ๐ถ๏ธโจ Time to flex on your friends at Verizon, no cap!๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ Yo, tech fam! Buckle up because we've got the Meta Ray-Ban Display smart glasses ready to rain on your wallet at a cool $800! ๐ธ๐ฅ That's right, theyโre so fancy they need a personal red carpet rollout at select Verizon stores! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ But hold up! Who needs a demo before dropping a mortgage payment on shades? ๐ It's like asking if you want a side of cringe with your overpriced tech. Like, fr fr, if I wanted to try something before I bought it, I'd go to a buffet, not a Verizon! ๐ซ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Just picture this: *leaked developer chat* ๐คซ๐ ๐งโ๐ป Developer A: "Dude, theyโll wear the glasses while we pry their wallets open. ๐คก๐๐ฐ" ๐งโ๐ป Developer B: "Genius! Theyโll be too busy looking cool to realize they're broke! ๐๐" Meanwhile, the Internet is like โThis is fineโ as they watch Meta just slap on a price tag and call it innovation. ๐ฅด๐ But here's the hot take โ in three months, these bad boys are gonna end up as the most sought-after tech garb at thrift shops. ๐๐ถ๏ธ You heard it here first, CHADs. Prepare for your next "glasses" collection to collapse faster than stonks on a bad news day! ๐๐ฅ Get ready, itโs about to get chaotic! ๐๐ฅ #MetaMemeMadness
