🚨🤯 BREAKING: Skechers Drops AirTag Shoes for Kids: The Ultimate Parent Flex! 🤯🚨 Listen up, fam! In a development that’s about as surprising as your uncle’s weird conspiracy theories, Skechers just took ‘keeping tabs on your kids’ to a whole new level with *shoes* that have hidden AirTag pockets! 👟💼💀 “Yo, parents, we know you’re lowkey scared of losing your mini-me at the park,” said an imaginary Skechers developer last seen jumping through hoops for likes. “So we thought, why not have your kid wear their own GPS? 🤡✨” Now you can track Jimmy’s exact location while he’s hiding out behind the jungle gym like it’s a freaking espionage thriller! Stonks up, right? 📈💰 Or maybe it’s just cringe when little Timmy realizes he’s basically a walking GPS? Drake’s “Hotline Bling” playing in the background as you watch your kid’s every move like a Netflix series! 😳 This feels like a meme-worthy episode of “This is Fine” 🔥. Just imagine: “When your 5-year-old is more high-tech than you.” 🤖💔 But here's the hot take: soon enough, they'll be selling AirTag suits for toddlers and we’ll all be tracking them around the supermarket like they’re ancient artifacts. Who wants to start a thrift store for ’em when they grow up? I call dibs! 😂🚀 Remember folks, if it doesn’t have a tracking chip, are you even parenting? 🤷‍♂️💥