🪄💔 Gather 'round, my gamers and non-gamers alike, we’re diving deep into the chaotic abyss of the **Board** console—aka **"Baby's First Board Game Machine"**! 🤡💀💸 For a whopping $500 (because why not sell dreams at stonks prices?), this high-tech coffee table is here to solve all your social problems... by giving you even more screens to stare at! 🤖✨💻 As if Monopoly wasn't already an emotional battlefield, now you can add digital drama with **12 original games** that'll rock your social life like a cockroach at a picnic! 🪳🔥 Meanwhile, Brynn 'Mama Bear' Putnam says, "We're here to foster connections!" 😂 Like, sis, what about just talking over some pizza instead? 🍕🙄 Also, shoutout to Seth 'Nerf this' Sivac, who traded his epic WoW gear for family bonding 💔🥴 #Cringe! You want immersive? How about the immersive experience of sitting awkwardly around a table, staring at this $500 box while arguing over who stole the pink piece? 🤬💔 👀 So, what’s the hot take? 🔥 LEAKED: An insider claims they only designed it to “help families get back together” so they can spend countless hours debating, “Who’s turn is it?” 🤷‍♂️ Can’t wait for everyone to yell “Well, this is fine!” while the Board collects dust in the corner! Prediction: By 2025, Board will be second only to IKEA in the pile of “stuff I bought but never use.” 👀💀