🚨👀 STOP THE PRESS! The financial app just got a glow-up that even your mom would approve of! Say hello to **Deblock**: the digital Swiss Army knife that’s trying to mix your fiat 💵 and crypto 🪙 into one glorious smoothie—because why not throw all your money in the blender? 🤷‍♂️🔗 The goss? They just snagged a whopping **€30M in Series A funding**! 💰💰 THAT'S ALOTTA STONKS! 📈 (We’re currently awaiting the *“MOM I’M RICH” TikTok* from the founders.) 🚀 Leaked dev quote: “No cap, we just wanted to make managing money as easy as forgetting your ex’s birthday.” 💔😂 And now they’re heading to Germany 🇩🇪 to bring their *fully on-chain banking solution* to more Europeans, because apparently, EU folks NEED more ways to throw their cash into the crypto abyss! 🔥🌀 But be warned, Deblock—did you just open the door to a financial *this is fine* meme moment? 🐸🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we're all going to be using wallet-combing robots 🦾 to manage our digital assets while we live off of memes. When it hits, just remember who told ya first! 🥳💀💾