🎧✋💥 Let’s dive into the whole bone-conduction headphone madness, shall we? They say comfort and durability are baked in like a soggy pizza—BUT ARE THEY ON SALE? 💰👀 You know what they say: if it ain’t on sale, it’s just a fancy paperweight! 🧐💭 So, what does it mean when ZDNET hits you with those recommendations? Is it a secret society of tech wizards whispering sweet nothings into your earbuds? “For real, dude,” they seem to say, “We slaved over the analytics like we’re trying to land a space shuttle!” 🚀🔍 And then BAM! You find out they’ve just scrolled through some reviews, bought some stonks 🚀, and voila! Instant credibility! 👏 But are you still vibing, or are we just another “this is fine” meme in a world full of audio nightmares? 😬🔥 And here’s a hot take: Bone conduction is just a fancy way of saying “please, I need to hear both my music and my existential dread.” 🤡💀 Starting next week, I predict ALL headphones will be bone conduction or everyone will just decide they're into earwax ASMR instead. Mark my words, fam. 🥴✨