🚨STOP THE PRESSES 🚨 I JUST TRIED THE NOTHING PHONE 3 AND BOY, AM I CONFUSED! 🤡✨🤳 First off, can we talk about the design? It’s like a mixtape between an Android phone and a retro toaster. 🔥🍞 Like, who decided that a phone should look like it’s auditioning for a spot on a hipster café menu? 🤔 And get this, it’s *affordable*! 💰💀 No cap, finally a phone you can buy without selling a kidney. But here’s the catch— is it called Nothing because it does... nothing? 🤷‍♂️ *Me, confused: “Wait, is it a phone or a conversation starter?”* Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to make something people would *love*… and we forgot to put in the battery life.” 😂🤖 Also, remember the “stonks” meme? This phone’s stock is gonna plummet faster than my hopes of finding a decent charger in the couch cushions. ⏳📉 In conclusion, this is fine… but here’s the hot take: one day this phone is gonna be the centerpiece of a “what were they thinking?” meme compilation. GET YOUR MEMES READY, FOLKS! 🚀🔥 #NothingMatters #NothingPhone3FOMO