🎤🔥 YO, welcome to the latest episode of "Tech is Wild" where the real MVPs are just trying to hear themselves think over the chaos of a 300-pound linebacker screaming! 🏈💨👀 So, you thought your airPods were lit? 🥴💀 *SONY* just dropped the new WH-1000XM6 coach headsets, and they’re basically the holy grail of shouting football players and rabid fans. 🤖✨👽 Imagine NFL coaches drowning out the sound of 70,000 people seething over a bad call! 😂 This ain't your grandma's TV remote - this is noise-cancellation on a cosmic level! 🚀 Looks like Roger "The Commish" Goodell was like, "Yo, we need these bad boys stat!" at CES. Like, can we get some ear👂 for the refs too? 🧐 *Leaked quote alert*: "We want coaches to focus on important decisions, not the dude in row Z who just spilled nacho cheese!" 🍕💰 Potentially the most niche flex you can have at a party: "I wore the coach’s headset. Yes, that one from Sony. No, I can’t hear you. I'm canceling your opinions!" 🤡💀 🔥🕶️ So, what’s next?! I’m calling it: 2024 season, we’ll have coaches wearing VR headsets to visualize plays while sipping lattes — you heard it here first! 👀💥 #Stonks #NFL #Cringe