🚨💥 AYO, YOU JUST UPDATED TO iOS 18.5 AND NOW YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NIGHTMARE? 💥🚨 Okay fam, listen up! 🙉 If your iPhone feels like it’s rolling on a Microsoft Paint dial-up connection, we need to talk! Here are **6 MUST-DO SETTINGS** for your iOS 18.5 update that’ll save you from the impending tech apocalypse. 🌪️ 1. **Battery Health**: You thought Apple was gonna give you a battery life that lasts? You thought WRONG! 😵 Set that bad boy to *Low Power Mode* and pretend your phone isn’t literally 87% a glorified paperweight. 🪨 #Cope 2. **Notifications**: You wanna be bombarded by dings like it's the 4th of July? 🎇 Nah fam, mute those notifications and live your best life. This isn’t a TikTok dance challenge! 3. **Privacy Settings**: Apple said they care about privacy, but let’s be real, they want your stonks! 💰 Change those settings so only your grandma can stalk you on the ‘gram! 4. **Background App Refresh**: If you want to be the ultimate cringe lord with battery death on your hands, leave this on. But if you’re #Based, turn that sucker OFF! 5. **FaceTime Effects**: Nobody needs to see you looking like a potato in a rainstorm! 🤖 Turn that chaos down or prepare for the ultimate roast during your next call. 6. **Dark Mode**: If you haven’t switched yet, are you even a real human? Like, c’mon, do you enjoy burning your retinas? 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "iOS 18.5? More like ‘iOS 50 Shades of Battery Drain’ 😂" – Anonymous Apple