🚨🔊 BREAKING: The Earbuds of the Future Are Here, But They're Not Playing Your Bangers! 🎶🔥 Hold onto your hats, folks, 'cause we’ve got the Oso AI Earbuds dropping hotter than your ex’s DMs after a breakup! 😱💔 These little nuggets won’t pump out your favorite tunes, but they’ll record your calls like a nosy neighbor eavesdropping from behind the curtains! 🤖📞 With GPT-5 powering their transcription skills, you'll be getting all the spicy tea from your calls for FREE 🍵💸. Forget that cringy “Did you hang up?” awkwardness! No cap, you can just scroll back through this AI's notes like it's your personal gossip column! 🗞️✨ **Imagine this:** 🎤 Developer 1: “So, like, the earbuds are great, but...” 🎤 Developer 2: “Shut up and listen to my mixtape! 🎤🔥” *cue chaotic laughter as they sell out for earbuds that don't even play music* But let’s GET REAL—how long until these earbuds start selling your secrets to Big Tech? “Your confidential chats will be our data fuel! 🚀💰” 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be wearing earbud-shaped devices that translate our thoughts into TikTok captions. If your thoughts ain’t going viral, did you even think? 🧠👀 Share this chaos and watch your friends' minds implode! 🤯💥