🚨📱🤣 *BREAKING NEWS* - Your Phone is Now a Thermal Cactus! 🥵🔥 🔥💰 Brace yourselves, fam! You know that handheld thermal camera you've NEVER heard of? Meet the *Thermal Master's Thor 002*! 🥳🧪 It's like the MCU but for phone thermals! This baby’s got the highest-resolution sensor in the game (just like my 4K monitor at 144 fps, no cap) 🌌🚀. No more "Is my phone getting too hot, or is it just 2023?" 🗣️ *Leaked Quote* from a dev: “We wanted to make something that makes phone overheating look as cool as a TikTok dance.” 🤡💃 You thought your phone was just a hunk of metal? Think AGAIN! 🤯 With the Thor 002, you can finally see the devil's glow from your iPhone during Call of Duty marathons. 🔥💀 *Meanwhile, stonks on useless gadgets just soared* 🚀📈. Everyone's racing to buy this thermal baddie like it's the last ice cream on a summer day. 🍦💸 But here’s my hot take: Next year, ALL your phones are gonna come with built-in thermal cameras—because every brand is just a copycat at this point. *#ThisIsFine* while sipping overpriced coffee, watching tech companies play catch-up! 💀💔🔥 Share this if you want to roast your phone’s thermal performance with style! 🔥📸🤖