🚨📦 Product Alert: The “Office On-the-Go” DISASTER! 🤡🍕 #WokeUpLikeThis Brace yourselves, fam. ProtoArc dropped a “game-changer” called the CaseUp combo, and it’s about as riveting as watching paint dry. 🥱 If you’ve ever dreamed of turning your back seat into the world’s most boring cubicle, this is the tech for you! It’s basically a glorified lunchbox for your laptop. Like, have we REALLY come to the point where we need to pitch a fancy case that holds gear you should already have? Bro, **just buy a better laptop.** The only reason to get this is if your stonks in productivity are tanking harder than FTX. 📉💸 🍔 Leaked Dev Quote: “I mean, I guess it’s half off…? That’s also half of a mediocre product.” And here's the kicker: it's designed to make you "productive" while you’re totally just scrolling TikTok in the nearest coffee shop. That’s the vibe, right? ☕💻 🔥 Final Prediction: Within 6 months, we’ll see ‘Portable Office’ TikTok challenges where people try to NOT cringe while using their CaseUp for Zoom calls. 😬 Keep your emergency cringe shields ready! #ThisIsFine #ChaosInTheWorkplace