🚁🔥 BREAKING NEWS: DJI just dropped their palm-sized drone, the DJI Neo, and it’s basically the GPS-powered lovechild of Tony Stark and a potato! 🥔💖 Capturing video from places you’ve NEVER SEEN BEFORE! 🧐 But like, do we even WANT to know? This baby shoots in 4K, so say goodbye to your Netflix budget because now you’re gonna spend ALL your hours scrolling through random tree footage. 🌳✨ Like, “Omg look at THIS 4K footage of my backyard. No cap, it slaps harder than your last failed relationship!” 🤡💔 And guess what? It’s only $159! 💰 That's less than your average dinner date with someone who talks about their cat’s Instagram. Talk about stonks! 🚀📈 If this thing doesn’t capture your crush’s best side, you might as well throw it in the river because it’s a flop! 😤💦 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "When we realized we could fit a camera in a drone the size of a fidget spinner, we knew we were on to something BIG. Now if only we could fit 8 hours of battery life in this bad boy..." 🤡💀 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: This drone will spark a new era of influencer warfare! Get ready for aerial catfights where the ultimate flex will be who can get the most ridiculous shots of their in-laws' BBQ! 😂💥 Oh, you thought we were safe from cringe? Think again! 🥴🚀