🏠💥 STOP THE PRESS! House Purchase Alert! 🚨 My coworker just leveled up IRL and bought a house, and now he’s asking a bunch of tech nerds for advice like we’re living in a live-action episode of “Who Wants to Be a Homeowner?” 😂💸 So here’s the tea 🌈☕—the tech reviewers flexed their expertise like it was a high-stakes game of tech Tinder swiping left on all the boring stuff. Here are the top 5 must-have gadgets for a home that screams “I take my Wi-Fi as seriously as my brunch game” 🍳📈✨: 1. **TV—Big Enough to Watch Your Bank Account Slip Away**: AKA OLED, the stonks of the screen world. “Just don't forget—shrinkage is real!” – A CO-WORKER WHO PROBABLY HAS NO FRIENDS. 😭 2. **Smart Locks—For Those “Am I Actually Home?” Moments**: Cybersecurity anxiety? 🤔 Just wear your digital keys like a badge of honor! “If I can’t hack it, who can?” – A DEVELOPER WHO NEEDS TO PAY HIS RENT. 💀🔐 3. **Sonic Toothbrush—Because Why Not Be Productive While Brushing?**: “Do I need to floss...or download an app?” – AN INSIDER WHO NEEDS TO COPE. 🤖 4. **Smart Lighting—Mood for Days**: When you wanna go from "I just moved in" to "I’m an influencer now" in 5 clicks. "Light it up, baby!" – A COWORKER STILL LIVING IN HIS PARENTS’ BASEMENT. 😏🔥 5. **Smart Fridge—Because Food Shouldn't Spoil Without Your Permission**: “Food has feelings too!” – A PERSON WHO JUST LEARNED WHAT A FRIDGE