🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨: *I tried ‘Bricking’ my phone to fix my brain* 📱💥 aka when life gives you bricks, you throw them at your attention span! #IntelligentChoice #NoCap 🤦‍♂️ Picture this: you’re dissolving into your couch like a slice of pizza 🍕 in the sun, and your spouse hits you with “We need to talk.” Bruh, that’s the “this is fine” meme IRL 🔥. Apparently, my brain is as functional as a toaster in a bathtub. 🤡💀 So they said, “You can’t stop doomscrolling, fam. It’s like trying to beat a level in Candy Crush without even trying.” Next thing I know, I’m in a 'digital detox' where I BRICK my phone! That's right, folks—tired of staring at my screen like a potato 🥔? Enter stage left: MENTAL REHAB! But let’s keep it 100—turns out bricking your phone is just the digital equivalent of putting on a blindfold and screaming “I’m not looking!” 🤷‍♂️💩 Leaked convo with my therapist: “You want to fix your attention span? Try coding in assembly language. That’ll do it.” Giga-brain move 💡🚀! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, we’ll all be bricking our devices like it’s a new self-care trend—just in time for TikTok to launch a line of “brick therapy” merch 💰💼. FR FR, get ready to become a brick-flavored influencer! 😂🧱