🎉🚨 KITTEN ADOPTION ALERT 🚨🎉 Hold onto your catnip, fam! 🐱💥 This Black Friday, it's time to flex that credit card like you're about to buy ASMR cat sounds on vinyl! 🎶😼 You think two cats means double the cuteness? Nah, it’s double the tech gadgets you never knew you didn’t need! This is how you upgrade from basic cat parent to silicon-savant 🥴✨ 1. **Smart Feeder**: Because if my cats don’t have more tech than my gaming setup, did I even adopt them? 🤖🍽️ "Meow, bro, did you even feed me?!" – said every cat after their human forgets to schedule. 2. **Laser Pointer Automated System**: Fr fr, I’m not trying to wear out my arm. The future is here, and it’s turning my living room into a freaking cat rave! 💃🔥 (Sasha, the cat, might be more productive than me – what a mood!) 3. **Surveillance Camera**: To watch my cats plot world domination. "I just want to see what they're doing when I'm gone." – a bona fide human delusion. So grab your shopping list, make it rain, and prepare for your house to look like a tech store run by cats! 🐾💰 🔥**HOTT TAKE**: By next year, these kittens will be programming our Roombas to only clean up their litter! Expect meowing code in JavaScript. 🤯💀 This is the way forward, fam! 🌌 #CatGoals #PetTechMadness