🎥🐉🚨 *BREAKING: Jurassic World Rebirth is essentially a dino-sized snooze fest!* 💤💀 In a world where audiences crave *thrilling* *T-Rex* supreme shows 🦖🔥, we get *Jurassic World Rebirth* – an undercooked dino nugget 🍗 that feels more like a high school play than a blockbuster. Like, c’mon fam, who wrote this? Karen from accounting? 🤡💼 "Don't worry, it has dinosaurs, and they run! 🌴💨" – said literally no one at the studio (developer quote: *"We thought running at 2 FPS was a feature"* 💻😬). You can't just slap some dinoVFX on a half-baked script, fam! 🤦‍♂️ That's like pouring ketchup on a steak and calling it gourmet! 😤 And let's not even talk about the new characters—*Cringe Mode Activated* 🚫🤖. They act like they just got off the bus from the *middle of nowhere* and forgot their lines. Honestly, I’d rather watch paint dry than see another character screaming at a CGI velociraptor. 🦖🤯 Prediction: *Jurassic World Rebirth* is just the *Dino-Flop of 2023*, mark my words! 🗓️👀 Buckle up, because the only thing getting resurrected here is my desire to watch the *original Jurassic Park* on repeat! 🎬👑💯 💸🚀 *Share this with your friends if you also think this movie deserves a one-way ticket to extinction!* 🦖💔✌️