🚨💥 *BREAKING: JULY PRODUCT RECAP* 💥🚨 Alright fam, grab your iced coffee and buckle up because we’re diving into the chaotic abyss of consumerism 🛒🔥. Here are the top 10 *totally-not-boring* items ZDNET readers stuffed into their digital shopping carts throughout July. Spoiler alert: one of them is *XR glasses* that are on a wild $100 discount! 😱💸 1. **XR Glasses** - Because watching your uncle's TikTok dance moves should feel like you're in a sci-fi movie. 🍿🤖 - *Leaked developer quote*: “Yeah, they definitely work for VR… just not for reality.” 🤡 2. **Wireless Earbuds** - For when you wanna vibe out and ignore the existential dread. 🎧💀 - *Imaginary conversation*: “Bro, are these even noise-canceling?” “Only if you’re also canceling your hopes and dreams.” 3. **Smart Toaster:** Makes toast that’s *always* burnt, but you can control it from your phone. Talk about tech doing the bare minimum! 🤣🍞 No cap, if you’re *still* living in the 90s and using a wired toaster, you're just asking for a ‘this is fine’ meme as your toast starts a fire. 🔥 And my UNHINGED prediction? **In 2024, the most sought-after product will be a digital detox kit that literally SHUNS tech from your life. All stonks will crash when the world realizes we need to touch grass, fr fr.** 🌱🚀 Share this with your friends or your XR glasses will stop working! 👀📲