🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR NEW DATA SCIENTIST IS A *ROBOT* AND IT'S GOT $10 MILLION IN TEETH! 🤖💵 So, brace yourselves, fam! Meet Julius AI, our shiny new digital overlord that's putting actual data scientists outta business faster than you can say “founding team.” 🧑‍💻✨💀 This bad boy analyzes data and runs predictive models like it’s cracker jack at a carnival! 🎡🦘 Think predictive analytics meets Google Translate, but for numbers. All that sweet $10M came from Bessemer—yeah, the same folks that think investing in AI is cooler than stonks! 📈⚡️ 💬 Leaked dev quote: “We told the investors Julius could *predict* when they’ll eat their next avocado toast.” 🙃🥑 Meanwhile, actual scientists are out here applying for jobs at Starbucks. 💀 So, what's the takeaway? Is AI about to shove our pizza-loving data scientists into a void of oblivion? 🤔🔥 Get ready — Julius is gearing up to drop tables like they’re hot, and I predict 2024 will be the year when saying “I have a data scientist” is as *cringe* as wearing socks with sandals! 🧦🩴 Stay tuned, because soon, "What do you do?" will be answered with "I consult a robot who knows everything." 🤡💥 #ThisIsFine #GalacticBrain 🧠🌌