🌈💵🚀 BREAKING NEWS in the LAND of JOBS & JARGON! 🚀💵🌈 Juicebox, the new kid on the hiring block, just snagged a juicy $30 million from Sequoia to "revolutionize" recruitment with their LLM-powered search! 🤖👀✨ That's right, folks—LLM isn’t just for making your AI read Shakespeare; it's also here to make hiring less of a dumpster fire! 🔥💩 Over 2,500 customers have already jumped on the Juicebox train 🚂💨—YES, including the big boys at Perplexity and even those smarties over at OpenAI! 🤯👩‍💻 No cap, we’re basically in the Matrix now! 🧙‍♂️ Imagine this: your next interview might just be overseen by an algorithm that could confuse an avocado for a banana. 🥑🍌 Developer quote “What if we just hire robots? 🤖 FR FR, who needs human error when you can have algorithmic chaos?!” — *Cody, 23, Over-caffeinated Dev* 💀☕ But wait, there’s more: get ready for Juicebox to replace recruiters with digital minions that’ll send your resume into the void like a black hole—this is fine! 🤡🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we'll all be using Juicebox to hire our replacements. Welcome to the AI takeover, my friends! 🤖💼 #Stonks #Cope #Seethe 🔮✨