🚨👨‍⚖️BREAKING: TWO BROTHERS, $25M CRYPTO HEIST... AND A MISTRIAL?! 😱💰💔 In a plot twist crazier than your last Tinder date, a US judge just threw a massive curveball ⚾️ and declared a mistrial for two MIT whiz-kid bros charged with stealing a whopping $25 MILLION in ETH from unsuspecting traders! I mean, that's more ETH than I could earn in 100 lifetimes, fr fr! 🤯💸 The jury was like: "Ummm, we can’t decide if they were dumbass thieves or genius crypto gangsters..." It’s giving major *this is fine* vibes while they sip coffee ☕️ and stare into the abyss of their own indecision. 🤷‍♂️ One “informed” juror was overheard saying, "I thought crypto was just Monopoly money, like, what even is Ethereum?" 😂💀 Meanwhile, Ethereum traders are out here crying 🥲 and shilling their memes while these two bros are probably living their best life sipping piña coladas in the Bahamas 🏖️. Stonks? More like NO STONKS! 🔥📉 🔥HOT TAKE: I predict that in 2025, the brothers will launch a reality TV show, "Bros & Blockchain: Who Will Steal the Most?" 🚀🤑! I can see it now: they'll be throwing parties with crypto whales and dancing to TikTok tunes while the rest of us are left crying into our ledgers. 🤡💔 Get ready for the inevitable NFT of their court sketches! I’m calling it NOW! 🤖✨