🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: The FTC Drama We Never Knew We Needed!💥🚨 So, a *federal judge* just slammed the gavel harder than your ex slams the door on your chances of reconciliation and called back FTC Commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter like she’s the last player in Among Us. Y'all, Trump tried to knight his own picks, but now it's like a Shakespearean tragedy with a side of spicy lawsuits! 🎭⚖️ In an epic plot twist, Judge “I’m Not Here for Your Drama” just reinstated Slaughter, who was sidelined faster than you can say “Stonks!” 📈💀 Meanwhile, everyone's favorite conspiracy theorist is probably like, “This is fine” while entering another Twitter rant. 🤡🔥 Imagine the behind-the-scenes convo: 🚀 **Trump**: “Just fire her, bro!” 👾 **His Aide**: “But…doesn’t she have like, qualifications?” 💰🤖 **Trump**: “Have you seen my wall street followings? Pure ✨big brain✨.” Was this all a ploy for a new TikTok skit? Either way, get your popcorn 🍿 ready folks, 'cause the FTC is juicier than a reality show right now! 🔥🔥 Prediction: The next FTC committee meeting will be a **TikTok Live** where they decide the fate of Net Neutrality, and I’m here for it. Prepare for #DramaFTW! 💥🚀✨