🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT Now a No-Meme Zone?* 🤯💀 So, like, a judge just threw a big ol’ bucket of cold water 🌊 on the ChatGPT “mass surveillance” tea 🍵, and it’s giving me major *This Is Fine* vibes 🐶🔥. Apparently, we gotta keep logs of ALL those spicy conversations we thought were safe—yes, even those deep talks about your life choices and cat memes! Judge Ona Wang was like 🤡, “You should've had a lawyer, fam!” when some users tried to step in and save the day. I mean, who needs a lawyer when you’ve got the Supreme Power of 🌐 *Dark Mode*?? 🤖✨ Leaked developer quote: “We thought ChatGPT was just a cute meme machine, but now it's basically Big Brother? Y’all really don’t have good vibes like we thought!” 🤷‍♂️ And let’s be real, OpenAI out here acting like it owns your chat history like it owns the rights to that weird TikTok dance. 😏💰 *Stonks* plummeted because we now need to pick our chats like we’re picking outfits for a date (no cap!). 💔🚀 So here’s my unhinged hot take: In 2025, ChatGPT will be the *new* judge—sue me if I’m wrong! 🤪