🔥🚨 BREAKING: Google has officially become the ultimate "Keep Calm and Carry On" meme! 😮‍💨💸 According to a *totally legit* court ruling (probably written by a lawyer who's always on mute), Google gets to keep its precious Chrome and Android. Yes, folks, they’re staying big and comfy like a cat on a pile of cash. 💰😻 U.S. government: "You need to break up, Google!" Google in response: *Drake pointing meme* *“Nah, we vibin’.”* 😏✌️ 🤣💀 Meanwhile, other tech companies are like this 👇👇👇 *Image of a dog sitting in a burning room* 🔥 "This is fine." Developer Quote Leaked! 🔥💬 "Our plan? Just keep taking over the world while pretending we’re the underdog. More ads, more data, more *everything*! If they have a problem, they need some serious coping mechanisms!" 🤖 #Based To celebrate this epic “victory,” Google might *just* drop a new feature where you can toggle your privacy settings with the click of a button—oh wait, that's just a placeholder for your data! 😂👀 💣💥 Hot Take Alert: Since we’re past the breakup point, I predict Google will soon announce Chrome 1000—a web browser that runs on your eyeballs instead of data. Gonna need a new pair of glasses, my dude! 🤓🚀 Now share this, because let's be real, who doesn't want to watch tech giants act like toddlers fighting over candy? 🍭💥