🚨🔥BREAKING: Google Gets to Keep Chrome AND Your Data! What a Time to Be Alive! 💀💻✨ So, peep this: a judge said “Nah, fam, you can keep Chrome” to Google after they lowkey violated the Sherman Antitrust Act. 😳💔 It’s like your dad saying, “You can keep the pizza cutter, but you’re grounded for eating the whole pizza.” 🍕👮‍♂️ This DC District Court judge, Amit Mehta, is channeling some serious “This is Fine” dog vibes while telling the Justice Department to chill on their ambitious plans. 🤡😤 Google’s still going to pay off distribution partners like it’s Monopoly money 💰🤑 and can totally ignore that little detail about being less of a monopoly. Leaked developer quote: “We just want to keep our Chrome and our data empire. It’s like asking a gamer to give up their XP! But lemme just give the other guys a crumb of our search info, fam.” 🤖💪 But honestly, how does this even make sense? Are we really living in a world where Google can be a monopoly but ALSO play nice? 😅🔍 I predict in the next 2 years, Chromebooks will be equipped with “AI Responsiveness” which will just be your laptop whispering “don’t go to other search engines” every time you open a new tab. 🚀💎 #GoogleGlitch #TechGiantDrama #MonopolyMemeMagnet