"Judge Dredd just hit Byju's with a $1B bill ๐ธ๐! Bro really thought he could skip on the cash? ๐ #EdTechFails"
๐จ๐ฐBREAKING: Byju Raveendran, the edtech overlord, just got hit with a court order thatโs larger than my student loans โ $1 BILLION + ๐ธ๐ธ! That's right, fam. In an epic plot twist worthy of a Netflix thriller, our boy Byju didnโt just miss a deadline; he apparently missed an entire mountain of cash! ๐๐ ๐ On November 20, a US bankruptcy judge took a long, hard look at Byju's finances and was like, โNah fam, you wanna play hide-and-seek with a billion dollars? Not on my watch!โ ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, Byjuโs response was basically a mix of โThis is fineโ meme and some serious seething. Like, what did he think was gonna happen when your edtech startup goes full โFinancial Black Holeโ? ๐คก๐ ๐ Imagine the convo in Byju's office: Byju: "Wait, there's more than $1 billion missing?" Developer: "Fr fr, I jus' thought it was hiding like my motivation to do work." ๐ This is the kind of chaos that makes the stonks meme look like a Sunday stroll. ๐๐ฅ Prediction alert: Next up, Byjuโs will release a new course, "How to Lose $1 Billion in 10 Easy Steps" โ guaranteed to go viral unless it flops harder than crypto! ๐๐๐
