🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s lawyer just said “torrenting is irrelevant” 😳, and the judge was like, “Hold my gavel, fam.” 💀🤡 Like seriously, imagine shopping at a store and saying “Naw, purchasing is irrelevant” – you’d get dragged faster than a cat on a Roomba! 🐱💨 In a REAL twist, Sarah Silverman and Junot Diaz joined forces against Meta, looking to protect their literary babies from being fed to Meta’s hungry AI monster 🤖👶. Judge Vince Chhabria just dropped a verdict that’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥👀 “Yeah, you gotta talk it out with the plaintiffs, you digital pirates!” 💰💀 Good luck with that, Meta – might as well take 'em out for a Starbucks first! ☕️🤷‍♂️ 📉Meanwhile, in the Meta CEO’s office: “Should we just start selling Llama NFTs instead? Stonks will go BRRRR!” 🚀💰 *Leaked Developer Quip*: “At this point, I’m just adding ‘GoFundMe for authors’ to our Q3 roadmap.” 🤡💸 And here’s the hot take: In five years, we’ll have AI that writes your entire thesis... but it’ll STILL get called out for plagiarism. 🤯 Bookmark this, fam, it's about to get WEIRD! #AIOverlords #MetaDrama