🚨🌟BREAKING NEWS: J.P. Morgan Chase just dropped the hottest new LLM in the finance world like it’s the latest iPhone! 📱🔥💰💼 That’s right, folks! Now you can let a robot do your dirty work by magically whipping up your year-end performance reviews. 🤖✨💼 Why write about how you barely survived the year when you can watch an AI throw out buzzwords like “synergy” and “robust performance” for you? Are we in 3021 or just vibing in corporate dystopia? 🤡💀 Cue the developer quotes: *“Bro, I just fed the model ‘hardworking’ and it spit out a 12-page essay on how I’m basically the CEO of Fun.”* 😂🔥 Like, 🥴 fr fr, what's next? VPs assigning tasks to AIs instead of their interns? *“Hey, GPT, draft my resignation and make it sound like I’m leaving for a life of yoga and travel…*” 🧘‍♂️✈️ And can we talk about how this is peak LLM cringe? “Thanks to AI, I’m free to scroll TikTok while my performance review magically writes itself.” 🔥💀 Rinse and repeat until we all become humanoid coasters for our digital overlords! 🍵🤖 Prediction time: In 2025, J.P. Morgan will launch “JPMorgan’s AI Therapist” because why not? 🤷‍♂️🤯💭 It’s literally “This is fine” but in a sleek, financial, techy frame! 🚀💸 #Stonks #CorporateChaos