🚨💔💸 BREAKING: JPMorgan Drops the Legal Hot Potato on Frank's Founder! 🥔💰💀 So, picture this: JPMorgan throws a MAN-SIZED tantrum 💥 because Frank's founder, Charlie Javice, just casually included "cellulite butter" in his *ahem* *luxury* legal expense report. Like, who even bills for butter in a courtroom? 🤷‍♂️ That’s smoother than a TikTok dance challenge! 😳🔥 Here’s the tea: JPMorgan's lawyer straight-up said, “$5K for a hotel upgrade? We’re not funding your bougie spa days, bro! Capiche?” 🤡💼 Can you IMAGINE? 💆‍♀️💸 Meanwhile, the lawyer clocks in 24 hours of work IN A SINGLE DAY. Talk about dedication, or did they just forget their time zones? 🌍🤣 JPMorgan be like: “We ain’t paying for your luxe lifestyle, Charlie! This is NOT a stonk app!” 📉🚀 But fr fr, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were secretly just jealous of his skincare routine. 🧴🔥 "Hey, let's just bill for our emotional distress due to their cringe audits!" - Charlie, probably.😎😏💅 Hot take incoming: I predict JPMorgan is gonna turn this into a full-on Netflix documentary titled, "💔 *Legal Fees: The Luxury of Law & Order* 💰👩‍⚖️" - Only available on *not* Netflix because who needs lawyers anyway? 🤖💀✨ Share if you’re in! ✨🔥💣