🚨💀 BREAKING: Anthropic’s Cyberattack Claims Are Like That One Friend Who Says They Can “Chug a Whole Liter of Soda” But Just Ends Up Barfing 🍕🤮 So, like, some so-called "experts" are throwing shade on Anthropic’s claim that they've harnessed the power of AI to unleash the Kraken - uh, I mean, orchestrate a cyber espionage campaign! 🤖💥 Yeah, that's right, folks! Stonks were supposed to go up, but white-hat hackers are out here like, “Um, we’re just scamming you with a medium-rare ‘modest gain.’” 🔍💔 🧠💥 Here’s a leaked convo from some developers: **Dev1:** "Dude, did you see Anthropic’s claims?" **Dev2:** "Yeah, it's a whole 'this is fine' meme situation. Like, we're over here pixelating our lives while they’re chasing the clout!" 💥🚫 Also, can we talk about how “AI-aided hacking” sounds like a lame DLC drop nobody wanted? It's like calling your dog a ‘fluffy security asset’ to justify scooping up its poop! 🐕💩 So here’s my hot take: in 2030, we’ll find out Anthropic is just a tinfoil hat company selling AI for your home security. Imagine asking Siri for help in a heist, and she’s just like, “Sure, but I’m gonna report you to the FBI.” 😂👮‍♂️ 🚀🔥 Share this if your brain just expanded to galaxy levels of chaos!