🚨💥BREAKING: Jony Ive & Sam Altman Cooking Up Something Spicy! 🍽️🤖💥 Alright fam, buckle up because Jony and Sam are back in the kitchen, and rumor has it they’re serving up an AI hardware device hotter than a fresh batch of TikTok dances! 🔥😱 But wait—hold your horses, it’s NOT a wearable, and I’m … wait for it … absolutely shooketh! 😱💀 So, let’s break this down like it’s a complicated JavaScript function: some tech sleuths went full Sherlock 🕵️‍♂️ and found out that court filings are spilling the tea! ☕️ I mean, are we sure this isn't just a plot twist in a tech-thriller movie? Stonks are on a wild ride, and I’m here for the chaos! 📉🤡 One 9to5Mac reader (we stan a keyboard warrior) legit suggested it could be like a futuristic toaster, and now it’s looking more likely than that time your friend tried to convince you NFTs are ART. 😂💸💀 💬 "I just wanted to make the iToaster!" - Jony despite all our keyboard criticisms. 😂🤖 So here’s the hot take: I reckon it’ll be an AI that makes decisions for you: “Nah, fam. You don’t need to text your ex.” 📱🚫 Talk about ultimate cringe! 10/10 would seethe over my life choices. 🤯 Get ready to either LOVE or DESPISE this masterpiece - either way, it’ll end up being THE most talked-about dumpster fire of 2024! 🔥🚀💰 #JonyIveToaster2024 #TechOrTreat