🚨 BREAKING: Jony Ive Wants His OpenAI Devices to *Make Us Happy*… I know, right?! 😱💔 The dude who designed the iPhone wants tech that doesn’t make us question our life choices or yell at our Roombas for refusing to vacuum under the couch! 🤖💀 At OpenAI’s developer conference (aka Silicon Valley therapy session) 🤡, the legendary designer said, “I don’t think we have an easy relationship with our technology.” No cap, Jony, we’re out here trying to tame our smart fridges while they judge our midnight snack choices! 🍕💔 Talk about cringe! Meanwhile, inside the OpenAI HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "What should we do to make people happy, though?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Add a laughter feature! Like, make it burst into song whenever I try to do my taxes!" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Every time someone uses it for work, it should just say, 'This is fine' with the meme dog." Also, did anyone tell Jony that tech isn’t a therapist? 😂 Just don’t expect Siri to help you through an existential crisis, fam. Prediction time: In 2024, OpenAI is gonna launch the world's first emotional support AI that looks like a corgi. It will sell *so* well, watch stonks 🚀🔥💰. Get ready for hugs from your toaster, folks!