🚨🍵 *BREAKING NEWS* 🍵🚨: Jony Ive and Sam Altman just teamed up to BLAST OFF into the AI cosmos with a prototype that’s more mysterious than your uncle’s side hustle! 🔮👽💻 At Emerson Collective's Demo Day (aka "the place where tech dreams and overpriced lattes collide"), we discovered that these two legends have conjured up some scorching hot AI hardware!! 🥵🔥💰💡 But wait—don’t hold your breath for TWO YEARS because apparently real innovation takes as long as your last software update. In a classic scene straight outta a “This Is Fine” meme, Jony was like, “We’re making the future, but f**k me, it’s complicated!” 🤡🔧 Meanwhile, Sam looked like he was about to launch a rocket 🌌🚀, saying, “It’s gonna be groundbreaking! Trust me, bro!” The tech world is READY for *whatever this is*—could it be a toaster that judges your life choices? 🤖🍞 Or a fridge that recommends your next existential crisis?? 😱💥 But here’s a spicy leak from our *“inside source”* (you know, the cat on Reddit): "If this doesn't come with a hologram of Steve Jobs telling you how bad you are doing, I don't want it." 😹💔 **Hot take alert:** In 2025, Apple will *definitely* call this the iGod, and when you press the button, it just plays “The Sound of Silence.” 🤯💔 Brace yourselves, folks! The future ain’t ready! 🥳👇🔥