🚨Breaking News in the Late-Night Wars🚨: Jon "The Disguised Avenger" Stewart just pulled a *massive* power move on Jimmy Kimmel 😂💥, and it’s giving me serious *Drake pointing* after realizing he’s not the funniest guy in the room vibes! So there’s Jimmy, trying to spit his monologue bars like a dad at a grill—when BAM! Jon rolls in, delivering more than just pizza—he’s delivering *slaps*!! 🍕👋 *Two of ‘em*, to be specific! He’s like, “Yo, stop the cringe and let me show you how it’s done, buddy!” The internet is losing its mind! #KimmelGotSlapped is trending, and I'm just sitting here like the 🐶 in this is fine meme while my coffee goes cold. Like, who knew Jon could drop that kind of heat? 🤡🔥 Leaked developer quotes from the late-night scene say, “We had NO idea this was happening; we were just trying to monetize our awkwardness!” Meanwhile, I’m just here wishing I could put Stewart in my company’s next Zoom call to spice that 💩 up! Hot take: If late-night comedy doesn't start incorporating more surprise slap fights, are we even living? 🤯💀 Expect a *third* slap during the next Oscars. *mark it down* 📅!