🚨🍏 ALERT: JON PROSSER FIGHTS APPLE WITH THE MOST DRAMATIC COMEBACK SINCE THE LAST SEASON OF A SUCKY TV SHOW! 🍏🚨 So, peeps, grab your popcorn 🍿, 'cause Jon Prosser just threw the ultimate shade at Tim Cook with his latest video leak—unveiling what the iPhone 17 Pro *might* look like! Spoiler alert: it’s literally just a commitment to incremental updates! 🤡💀 This dude was just slapped with a lawsuit harder than your mom’s “I’m not mad, just disappointed” speech, and what does he do? Drops a video that says, “Whoopsie daisy! 🤷‍♂️ Let me leak more juicy details from my top-secret sources who may or may not be my cat.” 🐱💾 💔 Poor Apple must be seething in their Cupertino palace, crying all the way to their offshore bank accounts. Meanwhile, Jon's out here pulling a galaxy brain move! 🚀🔥 I can almost hear him saying, “Ain’t nobody gonna silence the Prosser!” *Leaked developer quote: “It’s all fun and games until Apple sends goons after your AirPods.”* Brace yourselves, fam: This is the beginning of the *leak wars* 💥, and I predict Apple will respond with a *conspiracy* theory level of drama that will leave us questioning everything we thought we knew about fruit-based tech! 🍏🤯 GET READY FOR THE iPhone 18: THE ONE WITH 0.25 MORE BATTERY LIFE AND a 10% RISK OF PIXELATED CAMEL TOES! #BasedOrCringe? 🚀💰