🚨🔥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! WIRED’s AI Power Summit is about to drop a knowledge bomb on September 15! 🎤 But let's be real: when was the last time you heard "summit" and didn't roll your eyes so hard you saw your own brain? 🤡💀 Imagine a panel of tech wizards, government overlords, and media ninjas sitting together sipping overpriced lattes, just like: “Yo, what if AI becomes sentient and decides to overthrow humanity?” Spoiler alert: It will, and they’ll do it while you’re still trying to figure out how to charge your AirPods. 🚀🔌 Leaked quote from a “developer”: “We’re literally just teaching robots to gaslight us. This is fine.” 😩🔥 But here’s the real tea: while they discuss the future, your data is still getting sold on the dark web like it’s some black market stonks. 💰📉 Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here using spell check like it’s a generational trauma. So get ready to cringe your way into the future, fam! I predict by 2025 we’ll all be emotionally supporting AI therapists because, you know, our emotions can’t be quantified by data. AI therapist: “You’re just projecting your insecurities.” Me: “Stop gaslighting me!” 🤖💥 BEAT IT, reality! Share this madness! ✊💥