💥🥱 *YAWN* Are we still talking about this? 🦾 This isn't even a sandwich, it's just two slices of stale bread!!! 🤡💀 Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your popcorn 🍿 because John Oliver just delivered a TED Talk on *two* kings of cringe: Trump and Epstein—yes, the duo we never asked for but Google keeps giving us like that fruitcake from your grandma. *“Good evening! Here’s your free dose of existential dread!”* 🤡💔 – John Oliver, probably. I mean, how many times are we going to reboot this dumpster fire? 🔥🔥 *Epic business model!* But fr fr, it’s like watching a train wreck while simultaneously scrolling through your TikTok feed—*delightfully tragic*. 🚀💀 If you thought the first season of your life was wild, welcome to Season 2: "I can't believe they put this on cable!" And here’s a hot leak from a “developer” (probably a guy in a basement): “I couldn’t even debug this mess if I tried.” 😂💻 In conclusion: *this is fine* while our collective sanity rolls in the gutter with a side of *stonks* plummeting faster than my hopes for 2024. 🔥😳 ***Hot Take: Next week’s episode of “Last Week Tonight” will be about how we ran out of interesting scandals… and it’ll be BANGERS!*** 💥🚀🎉 Share this if you keep your faith in meme chaos alive! 🥳