🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Joby Aviation just went full-on Elon Musk mode and decided to scoop up Blade Air Mobility’s ride-share biz for a cool $125 million! That’s right, folks: we’re talking about a deal so fresh that even the stonks are blushing 😳📈💰. But wait! Before you start dreaming of flying Ubers in the skies, let’s not pretend this isn’t a lil’ cringe. 🤡 Joby, the company that wants to redefine "getting high," has decided to slap the Blade brand on their airborne taxi service because, apparently, “flying car” is too mainstream. 🤖🛩️ Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted a brand that sounds cooler than ‘Joby’. Like, ‘Joby’ is just my mom’s favorite Wi-Fi password!” 🔥😂 Drake pointing meme because I’m pointing at you, Blade! That’s some galaxy brain business maneuvering right there, but do you really want to be known as the company that bought blade? 🤔 This is fine...🧑‍🚀 🔥👀 So here’s the hot take: in 5 years, we’ll ALL be commuting while munching tacos in our flying taxis powered by vegan avocado toast energy. Welcome to the future, peeps! 🚀🚀 #JobyVsBlade #StartupChaos 🍔🌌✨