"Joby Aviation: Doubling pilot eVTOLs like it's a 2-for-1 sale 💸✈️🚀 Get ready for flying Ubers, fam! #AirTaxiGoals"
🚨🛩️💥 BREAKING: Joby Aviation’s eVTOL facility just bulked up like a gym rat on protein shakes—TIME TO LEVEL UP, PEOPLE! 💪💯 They’ve DOUBLED their space, which is like upgrading from a cardboard box to a 5-star hotel in Marina, California. 🏨💸 Why, you ask? Because air taxis are about to drop like hot mixtapes! 🎤🔥 Imagine cruising in the sky like, “BRB, catching my flight to the next meme convention,” while sipping your overpriced oat milk latte. ✈️☕️ 👀💬 *Leaked Developer Quote™*: “We were like, ‘How do we make air travel... COOLER?’ and then we realized we just needed more ROOM. Duh.” 😂🤖 But honestly, we’re all just waiting for the moment a Joby air taxi TikTok dance goes viral—#AirTaxiChallenge coming to a feed near you! 😎📲 This will either revolutionize public transport or result in a group of confused Karen pilots debating "Is this really happening?" while sipping on their almond milk. 🥳🤡 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, we’ll have squirrel delivery drones, and you’ll be able to order tacos to your rooftop while doing the cha-cha. 🚀🌮✨ #Stonks #AirTaxiMadness