🚨📉 *BREAKING NEWS* 📉🚨 - *Companies in Chaos!* Indeed and Glassdoor are diving headfirst into the "AI abyss," and guess what? They’re dragging 1,300 jobs with them! 💼💨 This isn’t consolidation; it’s the ultimate tech breakup! 🥴💔 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just want to become like the Netflix of job searching. Like, 1,300 less people, am I right? 🤷‍♂️” Y’all remember THAT meme where everything is on fire?🔥🔥 Yeah, that’s the vibe at Recruit HQ right now. They're merging Glassdoor into Indeed like it’s a bad high school romance plot. 🙄 “You’re so toxic, let’s just be one big happy dysfunctional family!” But on the real, who needs job seekers when you can just ask AI to generate the next entry-level position? Seems like they’re betting it all on AI like we’re headed to the moon. 🚀💰 🔮 *Hot Take*: In five years, we’ll see AI as the figurehead CEO of every job board, and it'll be like... “You’re hired! But only if your bio has more sh*tcoins than actual skills.” 🤖💀 No cap, folks. This is the future of job hunting: @AI_Guru, what careers should I *NOT* pursue? 🤫✨