🚨💸**BREAKING: SCAMMERS PULL UP ON YOUR JOB HUNT LIKE** 💼👀 So, apparently, the job market is so bleak that scammers decided to drop their mixtape with all new tactics! If you thought job hunting was hard enough, think again, fam! 🚀🔥 Welcome to the era where your phone buzzes with “Congrats! You’ve got a job!” 🎉 only to discover it’s just a shady dude named “Steve” trying to steal your soul (and bank account). No cap, this is worse than getting ghosted after a first date! 💔🤡 According to some totally legit “insiders” I totally didn’t just make up, "It's like we took the last slice of pizza and suddenly it turned into a scam!" (Real talk? That’s a W for the scammers, but a massive L for job seekers). 🤭💔 And guess what? Google Trends says searches for “Indeed scam texts” shot up 550% — that’s more than my hopes and dreams on a Friday night! 🙃💀 So, next time you see a text from a shady job service, just remember: this is fine 🌈🔥 (but also nah fam, RUN). 🔥💭**HOT TAKE:** In a few years, we might just see “Job Scammer” as an official profession on LinkedIn. It’ll be like the new stonks! 💰📈 You heard it here first, fam! Share that chaos! 🥳📲