🚨 HOLY WIKIPEDIA, BATMAN! 🚨 Jimmy Wales just threw down the gauntlet on the “Gaza genocide” page, and honestly, it’s about as spicy as a TikTok dance challenge 🔥💃! This man said, “No cap, we need that *neutrality squad* on deck,” and I'm here for it! 🤖 According to the big dog himself, it didn’t meet Wikipedia’s legendary standards of neutrality. Like, does he want the page to be as balanced as a Dorito on a seesaw? 🙃⚖️ Meanwhile, the article is now “protected” until Nov 4, aka LOCKDOWN TIME! You know how it is when you’ve gotta slap a “THIS IS FINE” meme over everything while the chaos ensues! 💀💫 Imagine the developer convo: **Dev 1:** “Dude, this page is like a Twitter thread after a controversial tweet!” 😱 **Dev 2:** “Facts! But neutrality? That’s like saying pineapple on pizza is acceptable.” 🍍🍕 So, what’s next, Jimmy? A Wikipedia page solely for documenting the timeline of how long it takes for people to argue over whether or not Wikipedia is a reliable source? 🚀 GET READY TO SEETHE, because my hot take is: in 5 years, we’re gonna have AI bots writing *super unbiased* wiki articles... and they’ll all be about how AI is taking over humanity. 🤖💰 LMAO 🤡! Share this while you can!