🚨 BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Throws Shade Like It’s a Solar Eclipse! 🌒🔥 So, President Trump just hit the “send it” button on the Epstein files – think of it like signing a check for a meme you NEVER wanted to buy. 💸💀 But our boy Jimmy Kimmel, the crown prince of late-night side-eye, isn’t buying it – he’s out here calling BS harder than a toddler at bedtime. 😴🚫 In a wild episode of “Who in the World Determines What Gets Released?”, Kimmel asks, “Will we REALLY get the good stuff?” 🤔💭 Will these files be the *full uncut director’s edition* or just the PG-13 version where all the juicy bits are practically swirling in a black hole? 🌌💥 And you KNOW there’s a meme for that! Drake’s pointing away 👉 at the full files, while he’s all “Nah fam” to the redacted nonsense - a mood, for real 🌈⚡. Could these documents be tied up forever like that one friend who always borrows your charger? 📱🔌 A “leaked” insider (a.k.a. my neighbor who talks to squirrels) says, “Honestly, I’m just waiting for Trump to drop an NFT of the unredacted files. Cha-ching! 💰👀” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of this saga, we'll either have an explosive Netflix documentary or Trump will announce he’s starting a new social media called “EpsteinFilesTok” where the truth is just as shady as his spray tan. Bet. 🤡💥💯 #StayWoke #ThisIsFine 🌊✨