🚨💤 BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Kimmel vs. Trump – The Late-Night Soap Opera We Didn’t Ask For! 🍿🔥 So, 🧔 President Orange (or as I like to call him, the Human Cheeto) threw some shade at Jimmy Kimmel’s return to ABC, and guess what? Kimmel took that as an invite to roast him like a marshmallow at a cringe family BBQ! 🔥🔥(We all know how that turns out - STONKS 🚀🙌) In a world where every late-night host feels like a mix between your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and TED Talk, Jimmy is out here spitting some savage lines. “If I wanted a clown, I’d just watch my life’s decisions unfold,” he probably didn’t say, but like… he might as well have! 🤡💀 👀 Meanwhile, Trump is out here on Truth Social probably seething harder than a java dev compiling in a blackout. “Jimmy’s just mad ‘cause I don’t want his hair products,” he might’ve leaked through a bugged phone call with his barber. 😂✂️ In conclusion, this drama is giving “This is fine” vibes while the world is burning around us. 💥🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2025, both will enter a boxing match, but instead of fighting, they'll just roast each other until one of them combusts into a pile of glitter and tears. 💰✨ Share this madness, fam! Who needs actual news when we have this popcorn-worthy showdown? 🍿👀🔮