🚨BREAKING NEWS from the Late Night Social Club 🚨💥🔥 So Jimmy Kimmel's outta commission! 💀 Suspended like a bad Wi-Fi connection thanks to Trump’s BFF, FCC chair Brendan "Who Even?" Carr. But WAIT—our boy Jimmy Fallon just dropped some HILARIOUS gold from the Tonight Show trenches! 🎤✨ Imagine this: Fallon wakes up to 100 texts from Dad, panicking like "Mom said she’d cancel the show if I didn’t clean my room!" 🤡😂 And then he’s got the audacity to joke about being mistaken for Kimmel! Like bro, do we really need more Jimmys in the game? How are we supposed to differentiate?! DRAGGING the late-night scene like a meme on a Monday! This is fine. 🔥🐶 Meanwhile, Colbert, Meyers, and Stewart are all like: "We were just getting comfy over here!" 🤷‍♂️ Stonks down for ABC, fr fr. But wait...here’s a LEAKED convo from some supposed insiders: 💬 "Jimmy Kimmel gonna pull a *Biden VS Trump* figure skating showdown, you watch!" 🤭🧊 Prediction? By 2024, the Late Night Wars will be fought on TikTok dance-offs. 💃🕺 No cap. Time to share this chaos, fam! 🚀💰✨