💥✈️ BREAKING NEWS (that’s actually kinda cool but we won’t admit it): JetBlue just pulled a "Yassify" on your luggage game by adding Apple AirTag tracking! I mean, what’s next? A live GPS feed of your bag’s drama? 🤯😂 🚀 In a world where your suitcase can ghost you at baggage claim (seriously, where’s my bag, Karen?), JetBlue's like, “Hold my beer 🍺.” Now you can track your lost bags with an AirTag because nothing screams “I’m living my best life” like following your luggage across the galaxy! 🌌💼 Developer quote leak: “We really just wanted to flex on Southwest. 😂 #WeGotLostBagsToo” – A JetBlue Dev, probably. (Not really, but let’s pretend, ok? 🤷‍♂️) Are we really surprised, though? Next thing you know, Delta will be handing out AirTags with a side of “this is fine” memes as your bags wander off like they’re in a self-discovery journey. 🔥📦 But here’s the kicker: 💰 Marketing brains be like: “stonks” 💎💰 as they ride this trend straight to profit city. I can already see the TikToks of people pretending their lost luggage is in hiding, sipping piña coladas on a beach. 🔥📅 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, every airline will make you wear an AirTag like it’s a designer accessory! 💃💼 Your luggage? It’s about to be the new influencer. #BaggageGoals 💯🔥