🚀✨BREAKING: Amazon's Project Kuiper just signed a massive deal with JetBlue for in-flight Wi-Fi. 🛩️💻 Yeah, you heard that right! By 2027—yes, the year the robots take over—25% of JetBlue’s planes will be chilling with Amazon’s satellite internet. 💰💩 But let’s be real: this is like serving avocado toast to a crowd of hungry hippos. 🦛🥑 Imagine flying at 30,000 feet and trying to catch up on your Netflix shows (coz that’s what we’ve reduced travel to, amirite? 😂🥴). “Hey, you think the internet will work up here?” one JetBlue passenger is probably gonna yell. “I’m deadass trying to load TikToks, not orbit the sun!” 🤷‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is probably just sitting back, sipping stonk juice, and laughing at us peasants trying to connect to Wi-Fi while flying. 🔥🔥 And don't forget the deep irony—Project Kuiper? More like Project *Hyper*bole, am I right? 🤡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Come 2027, JetBlue will literally be the best internet provider, while your home ISP is still buffering your cat videos. Let's brb while I prepare to roast my Comcast account like a Thanksgiving turkey. 🤖💥 Share this chaos!